The servant saga


(Note: these events have no concurrence whatsoever to any dates, events,
 
thoughts or Christmas sales occurring in the Yu-gi-oh series or Manga)

Yugi was heading to school one morning, when a super-stretch limo pulled
 
over beside him and rolled down its back window. A man in a black gown 
with 
the millennium symbol on the top called him over.

Man: Moutou!!! Over here, hop in, well give you a ride!
Yugi: How did you know my name?
Man: that doesnt matter, well give you a ride to school, we can pick up 
Joey on the way too
Yugi: how did you know were I was headed? And about Joey?
Man: Im an old friend of Joeys, hop in.
Yugi: sorry, I-I cant
Man:  I expected so

Then, Yugi saw a flash coming from the mans face, which was covered in 
shadow. As the flash grew, Yugi saw it take shape. The millennium Eye!!!!
 
Yugi passed out, by the time he woke up, Joey, Tea and Tristen were in 
the 
Limo too. Only Tristen and Tea were tied up, with a smiley-shaped bean 
bag 
on their mouths. Joey was discussing something with the strange man ( 
Who 
looked some 22 years old). Then, he saw Joey hand him his deck. He 
looked at 
it for a while then laughed incontrolably. Then, Yugi noticed his captor
  
was not wearing his millennium eye. But as Yugis eyes fell on his face, 
the 
man turned and saw him awake.

Man: Good, you are awake
Joey: Yug! How you doin!
Man: there is no time for that now, I must speak with the pharaoh.
Yugi: huh? How do you
Man: I dont, my Yami does.
Yugi/Joey: huh???
Man: you see, when my mother died, I found the Millennium Balance, and 
the 
spirit inside sold me a wish for my soul
Joey: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Man: yes, now normally he allows his property to OW! OW! OOOOOW! Ok his 
protgs to keep their bodies. Now let go of my ear you fruit OWWWWWWWW  
please let go of my ear Mr.Shou! Thaaaaank you.

As you might have imagined, Yugi and Joey were pretty freaked at this. 
Tristen was extremely mad at being tied down and Tea, for some reason, 
seemed to want to take a bite out of the strange man. And Yugi soon saw 
why.
Yugi: OMG!!!! Youre D youre D!!!
Joey: THE D!!!
D: and for this reason, Mr.Shou chose my body to stay in. Now, Mr.Shou 
desperately needs to talk to the pharaoh of your millennium Puzzle.
Yugi: why?
D: well, Its hard, but the pharaoh owes something to Mr.Shou
Yugi: OK sure, if its Ok with Yami
D: well do that later, right now,  it seems Tea must urgently Bite my 
arm 
off.

Who is this mysterious D?
Who is shou?
What does Yami owe him?
Why must Tea bite Ds arm off?
Find out Now!!!


Servant saga part 2, how far he will go.

D untied Tea, who did not bite him but immediately tackled him.

Tea: OMGOMGOMG, I am sitting on top of D!!! OM
Tea could not finish, seeing as D bitch-slapped her harder that anyone 
has 
ever been bitch-slapped.
D: THE D fool
Instead of moaning in pain like any normal person, Tea screamed loudly
Tea: OMG I was NOT just bitch slapped by The one and only D, OM

Here we must stop tea and freeze the frame to explain a couple of things.
 D 
is a rock musician that struck fame by beating, slapping and sniping (with
 
paintball guns, the effect with the red ones is hilarious) Pop stars. He
 was 
a hard-core Pop hater and got a contract with Sony records. When he 
became 
rich enough, he made his own record company, which soon thrived and 
became 
bigger than any other. By either buying competing companies or driving 
them 
out of business, he made a monopoly out of the non-pop music industry. 
Now, 
back to our regularly scheduled fanfic already in progress.

Tea: G!!! I must be dreaming, somebody pinch me!!!
D: Ok
Next, D throws a devastating Right hook into Teas jaw, knocking her out.
Yugi: Tea!!! (turning at D) You monster!!! She said pinch, not punch
D: oops, sorry, dont worry though, shell be Ok
Yugi: You just fucking broke her jaw u fruitcake.
D: Yo, Mr. Shou says shell be fine, so shell be fine.
Yugi: Thats it, pull over, Im getting off right now!!
D: only if you want to step into the shadow realm
Yugi: The shadow realm???
D: yes, a very fast way to travel, I need to pick up a friend of mine, 
namely, Mokuba Kaiba
Soon they were at the Kaiba residence, where Mokuba sat, watching TV. As
 
soon as Mokuba turned around, D drew out and old, silvery magnum and 
aimed 
at his head.

D: you move, and a bullet will go straight through your head and into 
your 
brothers deck.
Mokuba: what the..
D (shouting): that includes your mouth Kaiba!!! Ill fill you with lead, 
I 
swear I will!!!

D pushed Mokuba into the Limo that had entered the room through the 
shadow 
realm. A portal engulfed them, and half a second later, they were in a 
luscious mansion. Yugi, who had been watching all this, was stunned by 
the 
gush of sudden violence and anger from his previously calm host

Yugi: howwhat.why..
D: Time portal, kidnapping of Mokuba Kaiba, to get the last god card, 
you 
happy?
At that moment, yugi had a hunch, so he checked his deck his slypher was
 
missing!!
D (Holding up slypher): looking for this???
Yugi: that card is mine, give it back!!!
D( in strange bowser-like voice): I cannot do that, I have no claim to 
the 
pharaohs  soul until he recovers hi memory. You have done well my friend,
 
you may leave now.
It took yugi a moment to realize that the strange voice was talking to D.
 
Shou was releasing his soul!!!

What does Shou want from Yami?

Why? What is so important that he used a magnum? I mean seriously its 
like 
the oldest gun ever
You never found out who Shou was did You? That was incredibly crappy!!!
Read the next update coming soon, and Ill Answer all your questions, IF 
I 
FEEL LIKE IT!!!!

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